invidia

i get jealous
all the time.
for no reason.
at ex-boyfriends
of my ex girlfriends.
and current ones.
and guys who write
letters to them.
i hate letters.
I am jealous
all the time.
of animals
that can fly.
or have mutant powers.
of people who can
do chin ups.
and have better
haircuts than me.
i get jealous
all the time.
and yell.
mostly at no one.
at my steering wheel.
maybe.
i am jealous.
of painters.
ice cream makers.
all those
assholes on the internet.
all the time.