What to Tell Your Daughter
Lie to her and say
that you did not eat
the last cookie.
It's much safer than
admitting you did.
Yes, to lie is a crime,
most of the time
but hell hath no fury
like a cookie-less kid.
that you did not eat
the last cookie.
It's much safer than
admitting you did.
Yes, to lie is a crime,
most of the time
but hell hath no fury
like a cookie-less kid.
posted by J.L. Coops | 1:51 PM
1 Comments:
:)
I love this.
My HS Western Civ teacher told our class once ( I think explaining Freud or someone) that a kid would kill you for a cookie if they figured out how to accomplish it. Not because they want to hurt you, just because they want that damn cookie.
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